Once upon a time, i was happily surfing the web, lazing on my super comfy chair peacefully. ALAS! something disturbed me! My friend asked me to take a look at this really cool webbie where you can find out the magical meanings of people's names! I tried some names and grown abs! I believe PX did too!
HERE THEY ARE:
BRANDON: An erection. Brought on suddenly and without much provocation. The sudden nature of it's manifestation can be summed up in one word BAM! ( there were worse ones)
BRIAN: Usually referred to a big black bear. Has the ability to kill you but is too damn lazy and just goes "wwwooowwwww......."
CHARMAINE: In actual real terms, it means a "bountiful orchard".
DENISE: the cute kid from the Cosby show turned to fat bi**h from 'that's so raven'
GERMAINE: verb: to gorge ones self violently on fast food
KELLY: someone who wears a lot of fake tan, is often so bright and orange it's hard not to look at her without wearing sunglasses for fear of radioactive damage to eyes. if this occurs, avoid touching, you are likely to get hurt.
MADELINE: one of those amazing french cookies they sell at Starbucks and other various retailers.
MARC: Marc can be used to describe a person extremely talented at maths. A maths geek!
Marc is someone with sexy hair.
MARYANN: the act of throwing your long hair back off your shoulders, spinning your head around, and inadvertently walking into the wall
RACHEL: The most edible female name
REBECCA: A violent fat southern woman with a hot temper who lives with her 2 chubby son's.
ROY: In a gay relationship, a Roy is the man in the relationship. He takes the top in bed. Taken from the ROY G BIV acronym used when describing rainbows. (how true!)
STACY: another name for ecstasy, or rolls.
VALERIE: a name mostly for females but the occasional Russian man might have.
It's misspelled a lot.
people who don't have english names, don't you feel happy? AHAHAHAHA
ALL THIS MEANINGS ARE FOR FUN JOY AND LAUGHTER ONLY AND SHOULD NEVER BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.
Anyway the website link's here,
COOL MAGICAL WEB DICTIONARY.
HAVE FUN!
AND they all live happily never after.
